This laminated version of this card (which will not be reprinted) says "I'm sorry. I have no idea what you just said and my ability to think coherently has left the building. Please try later."

The synthetic version of this card says "I’m sorry, I can’t think clearly right now, or process what you just said. Can we try again later?"

These 110x80 mm cards have rounded corners and a hole to the top left.

The Synthetic cards are made from a synthetic polyester material that is resistant to water and tearing without lamination. Creating cards that are flexible, durable, waterproof, and lightweight.

The laminated cards are laminated card. (Note: when laminated cards run out, any reprints will be done in the new synthetic material)

You can write on the synthetic card with ballpoint, fountain pen or pencil. Due to the coating, once written on, the writing cannot be erased.

You will receive a plain metal split ring with your card(s). This card is compatible with all other Keyring cards and Keyring card accessories on this site.

Colours may vary slightly from colours shown on screen.

This product is free from latex.

The information on the striped card is PIF TICK certified and was created following our PIF TICK accredited information quality processes.

Information reviewed: July 2024

Next review due: July 2027

Can't think card

Name: Can't think card
SKU: CC036
Price: 2 GBP
Availability: InStock

SKU: CC036

£2.00

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How to look after your synthetic cards

You can write on the card with ballpoint, fountain pen or pencil. But due to the coating, once written on, the writing cannot be erased.

DO NOT use solvent based marker pens - these can dissolve the protective coating.

They can be fully immersed in water, but when soaked the protective coating becomes easily damaged - so do not scratch them when wet. Once dry, their scratch-resistance will return.

Cleaning:

Use a common soft kitchen detergent or hand soap diluted with water. Products with low alcohol content (< 40%) can be used to disinfect the cards.

Gently wipe the surface with a soft cloth immersed with the mixture of soft detergent and water.

DO NOT use pure concentrated soap - always dilute!

DO NOT use of microfiber cloths because these type of cloths might polish the surface and/or damage the printed image.

DO NOT use all-purpose cleaning products that contain abrasive particles (like e.g. alum) as these products can damage the
printed image.

Do NOT use of disinfectant products with high alcohol content (e.g. 60% isopropanol or 60% ethanol or a mixture of both) as
these products can damage the printed image.
Items can be returned for a full refund within 14 days of receipt, provided they are returned unused and in their original condition. The customer will need to pay the cost of shipping for unwanted item(s).

In the case of faulty goods, or an incorrect or missing item, contact us within 14 days of receiving the order (by email, contact form, or phone) and let us know what has gone wrong. We will re-send the correct product or, if appropriate, refund the cost of the missing/faulty item. If a return of faulty or incorrect goods is needed, we will refund you the cost of postage for the return.

(for more detail see the returns policy at the bottom of the delivery and returns page)

Please note: We have had to stop all international shipping due to changes made to tarrifs and by Royal Mail. We are working to create download versions that will be available worldwide.

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